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Who am I? Who are you? Where did I put my socks?

No, seriously, I can't find any of my socks.
Apr 21 '14

Lost in the pain and desperation of the ads, he didn’t notice that the others were leaving until Beverly Katz spoke to him.
"I’m sorry, Beverly. What did you say?" He looked at her bright eyes and kindly, well-worn face.
"I just said I’m glad to see you back, Champ. You’re looking good."
"Thanks, Beverly."

(Source: renlybaratheon)

Apr 16 '14
Apr 15 '14
Apr 15 '14

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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Apr 14 '14
  • Season 7 of Hannibal: Hannibal Lecter has successfully framed every character on the show except himself. Jack brings Winston in for questioning.
Apr 14 '14

psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

Apr 13 '14
Apr 13 '14
Apr 12 '14

hitthejackelswitch:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^ME TOO

Apr 8 '14

oscarewilde:

"Maybe you’re a Lannister too" yeah well jaime are u trying to justify ur wanting to bang her

Apr 4 '14
rebelfreakat221b:

banastandupyabma:

tom-mess:

Tom Hiddleston is here to motivate you to get things done

ok

Well in that case, Tom Hiddleston is my homework….

rebelfreakat221b:

banastandupyabma:

tom-mess:

Tom Hiddleston is here to motivate you to get things done

ok

Well in that case, Tom Hiddleston is my homework….

Apr 2 '14
awwww-cute:

2 hour old baby hippo

awwww-cute:

2 hour old baby hippo

Apr 1 '14

starborn-vagabond:

trojanphoenix:

harrenholler:

Go choke on a bag of dicks you giant gaping asshole

I would like to see Moffat played by a corpse.

But corpses are too talented

they can actually keep their mouths shut

(Source: kaniehtiio)

Mar 29 '14

Can I just choose not to remember ANY of last night?

Mar 29 '14

(Source: films-n-sht)